Roots of War: Penis Spam

I've just had a major Seinfeldian epiphany. Think about all the frustration and resentment this country is fostering. Why is their such a push for war? It certainly can't be Bush's inspiration. He couldn't lead a mule! I've decided it's all because of male insecurity. Think about how many spam messages you get a day "Women want a bigger package?", "My 8 year old brother has one like that.", "Size DOES matter xy9sby2". Well now we're farking insecure about it. We need to go kick some ass to bolster the old ego. If that's the case then the way to stop all this childish angst is for women to send out "Don't worry it's just right" emails :)