Irony in your diet

This day was just jam packed with conflicting statements (kind of like that Afroman song but with no drugs). I was driving to work when I saw the "Arctic Air Conditioning Van". I almost rear ended somebody trying to snap that pic. Then I get to work and I see the Dell soft-touch keyboard with the Dell Touch 1.00 drivers on top topped with a No Touch post it note. Then finally I get all amped and dressed to go for a trail ride with John Field and I get a flat. I had to walk it most of the way home. I've had the bike for two years now and its the first innertube I've gone through. I should count myself lucky. I'll go get new tubes and a frame-mount pump tommorow ::sighs:: ... pics